Let me as you a couple of quick questions. Are your feet cold? Do you like Star Wars? We might have something that will help you out on both fronts. How would you feel about rocking a stylish pair of Star Wars socks? That sound like something you might be into?
Imagine, as you wile away the hours until J.J. Abrams finally drops Episode VII in our laps, watching the original trilogy on an endless loop, reading and re-reading your dog-eared collection of novels, how toasty warm you feet will be wrapped in a pair of these Yoda or R2-D2 socks.
These arrive in a two-pack and will set you back about nine bucks retail from Super Hero Stuff. Each package comes with one of both styles, so you don’t have to choose between everyone’s favorite diminutive Jedi master and the baddest little droid this side of solar system. The garments themselves are crafted from a blend that is 78% polyester, 20% nylon, and 2% spandex. That mixture of synthetic fibers even sounds like something you would wear into space.
Can’t you just envision yourself pulling up the cuff of the pants on your Boba Fett costume, showing off these bad boys as you wait for that first midnight showing, cursing the guy in the Wookiee costume that beat you to that coveted first spot in line. Bet that guy doesn’t have socks with a lightsaber wielding Yoda, or that make it look like he’s wearing R2-D2 on his feet. Okay, he probably does—he’s probably wearing custom made Han Solo boxer briefs, too—but do you really want that guy to one up you?