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Certified Fresh Time Loop Thriller Nowhere To Be Found On Streaming
The debate over determinism versus free will is as old as our collective consciousness, and has been explored in the …
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Epic Historic Sequel On Paramount+ Is Over The Top And Totally Worth It
I had my reservations about streaming Ridley Scott’s Gladiator 2 after a trustworthy source told me that it wasn’t worth …
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Long-Awaited Star Wars Project Is Doomed To Disappoint Fans
Recently, Knights of the Old Republic fans got a shock when Tim Willits, the COO of Saber Interactive, confirmed that …
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2000s Slapstick Adventure Comedy Funny For All The Wrong Reasons Streaming For Free
Dana Carvey is one of those comedians who has embodied a tragic level of misdirected talent throughout his career. Known …
South Park Gaslights Audience To Change A Key Character
One of the reasons I’ve been a fan of South Park since the third grade is that Trey Parker and …
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Ill-Fated 90s Steampunk Adventure Flick On Tubi Is A $170 Million B-Movie
If you’re wondering what a $170 million dollar B-movie looks like, then I need to direct your attention to 1999’s …
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The Best Star Trek: The Original Series Episode Is Usually Ignored
“Balance of Terror” pretty much makes every “Best Star Trek: The Original Series” list. It’s widely regarded as a fan …
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Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy On Hulu Is A Feel-Good Exploration Of The Afterlife
If you’re a fan of Nathan Pyle’s Strange Planet, or sci-fi comedies like The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, …
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Brutal Action Thriller Turns Unpleasant Encounter Into Total Nightmare Streaming On Netflix
“Back in my day, spree killings in movies used to mean something,” is the sentence that I found myself uttering …
Out Of This World Fantasy Adventure Flop Finds Its Audience On Hulu
I’ll be the first person to tell you that I’m not much of a gamer, and had no clue that …
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Shocking Horror Thriller On Hulu Is A Dangerous Game Of Cat And Mouse
New Life starts with a bloody face in the first act, but the blood on Jessica Murdock’s (Hayley Erin) face …
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Sci-Fi Thriller On Tubi Builds Conspiracy Theory That Destroys Your Brain
Most movies involving a single on-screen character who never leaves their house often wear out their welcome within the first …
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Sci-Fi Thriller Epic Flop On Tubi Brings The Dead Back To Life
If you’re one of those people who thinks that Keanu Reeves can do no wrong, then you probably haven’t seen …
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Censors Made The South Park Movie Even Worse Without Realizing
When the term “studio interference” is uttered, it’s safe to say that whatever film has succumbed to the whims of …
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Friends Sight Gag Is The Funniest Joke In The Series
This week, I’m spending some time out of state visiting my parents for some much needed rest and relaxation. While …
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Thought-Provoking Sci-Fi Comedy Drama On Hulu Keeps You Dreaming For Something Fantastic
While I’m the first person to admit that I’m not a fan of Jim Gaffigan’s brand of family-friendly stand-up comedy, …
Why Equilibrium Failed
I recently had to write a script for a list of movies that I felt owed a little or a …
2000s Buddy Comedy Flop Streaming For Free Ready For Rediscovery
I recently subjected myself to Ready to Rumble because Tubi recommended it to me, and I now have to write …
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Adam Sandler’s Most Underrated Comedy Now On Netflix
Adam Sandler is a comedy veteran, but some of his more recent efforts feel more than a little undercooked. For …
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Unhinged 2000s Crime Remake On Tubi Blows R Rating Away With Legendary Performance
Question time: what does 1992’s Bad Lieutenant and 2009’s Nicolas Cage-starring Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans have in …
Dark Sci-Fi Comedy On Hulu Turns Weird Mystery Into Horror Mind-Bender
As somebody who absolutely adores documentaries about alien encounters and the supernatural for insincere reasons, I was thrilled when I …
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The Best Game Adaptation Ever Is Now On Netflix
While the game has always been popular among tabletop nerds, Dungeons & Dragons has experienced an absolute explosion in popularity …
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The Star Wars Special Editions Can Save The Franchise
Long before the prequels disappointed us and the sequels redefined what disappointment was, the Star Wars Special Editions of the …
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Star Wars Original Theatrical Cut Streaming Controversy Proves Disney Is The Empire
If you’re a big fan of Star Wars, chances are you have a subscription to Disney+ so that you can …
Netflix Gets Definitive Cut Of Ultimate ’80s Sci-Fi Masterpiece
These days, the cyberpunk genre is really having a moment: not only has the Cyberpunk 2077 game and Edgerunners anime …
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The Tragic Reason Cartman Hates Wendy In South Park
Cain and Abel, Batman and the Joker, and Jerry Seinfeld and Newman all come to mind when you think of …
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Existential Sci-Fi Comedy Drama On Hulu Is The Ultimate Final Road Trip
As we continue to march forward into an uncertain future, the idea of voluntarily euthanizing yourself seems all the more …
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The Simpsons Catchphrase Created By Homer Himself, Dan Castellaneta
Homer Simpson’s “d’oh!” is one of the most iconic catchphrases to come out of the ‘90s, but most people don’t …
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Action Movies Have A Vehicle Problem No One Mentions
What does Nicolas Cage’s Dr. Stanley Goodspeed commandeering a yellow Ferrari F335 Spider in The Rock, Jordan Peele’s Rell Williams …
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Dark Raunchy R-Rated ’90s Comedy Missing From Streaming Goes Bloody And Bonkers
Over a decade before The Hangover came out, a much darker, infinitely more messed up comedy about a bachelor party …
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