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Star Wars Original Theatrical Cut Streaming Controversy Proves Disney Is The Empire
If you’re a big fan of Star Wars, chances are you have a subscription to Disney+ so that you can …
Netflix Gets Definitive Cut Of Ultimate ’80s Sci-Fi Masterpiece
These days, the cyberpunk genre is really having a moment: not only has the Cyberpunk 2077 game and Edgerunners anime …
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The Tragic Reason Cartman Hates Wendy In South Park
Cain and Abel, Batman and the Joker, and Jerry Seinfeld and Newman all come to mind when you think of …
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Existential Sci-Fi Comedy Drama On Hulu Is The Ultimate Final Road Trip
As we continue to march forward into an uncertain future, the idea of voluntarily euthanizing yourself seems all the more …
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The Simpsons Catchphrase Created By Homer Himself, Dan Castellaneta
Homer Simpson’s “d’oh!” is one of the most iconic catchphrases to come out of the ‘90s, but most people don’t …
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Action Movies Have A Vehicle Problem No One Mentions
What does Nicolas Cage’s Dr. Stanley Goodspeed commandeering a yellow Ferrari F335 Spider in The Rock, Jordan Peele’s Rell Williams …
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Dark Raunchy R-Rated ’90s Comedy Missing From Streaming Goes Bloody And Bonkers
Over a decade before The Hangover came out, a much darker, infinitely more messed up comedy about a bachelor party …
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Babylon 5 Classic Episode Is An Even Better Riff On Star Trek Lower Decks
It always works whenever a long-running series deviates and shows us the main cast from an outside point of view, …
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Netflix Original Sci-Fi Slasher Uses Time Travel To Stop A Killing
This week, I watched the time-traveling slasher movie, Time Cut, which helped me find my true calling: I will now …
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Why The Most Hated Superhero Movie Of All Time Is Actually Great
Batman & Robin represents a turning point in superhero cinema. Due to the response it received from both critics and …
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’90s Sports Comedy Classic On Pluto TV Sets You Up And Knocks You Down
Whenever I mention one of my favorite ’90s comedies involves bowling, the first assumption people make is that I’m talking …
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Assassin’s Creed Deserves A Second Chance On Max
Video game movies are having a moment in Hollywood, bolstered by the runaway success of Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario, …
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Obi-Wan Kenobi Doomed The Old Republic With Jedi Hypocrisy
Pop quiz, hot shot: in Star Wars, who is it that you think did the most to doom the Old …
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Adult Mystery Thriller Series On Max Exposes The Evils Of Big Medicine
Are you familiar with the conspiracy theory that suggests how the powers that be actually have access to medicine that …
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’90s Sci-Fi Horror Flop Cult Classic Sends You Straight To Hell Streaming For Free
Event Horizon is one of the most unrealistic sci-fi horror films to come out of the ‘90s, and I love …
How A 2000s Sci-Fi Movie Kneecapped A Beloved Series
An old saying goes, “Dying is easy. But comedy is hard.” Well, science fiction comedy is significantly harder. There have …
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Skeleton Crew Is The Biggest Star Wars Shock Since Andor
Skeleton Crew has long since wrapped, but I have been busy nursing some blue milk and asking a big question: …
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Mind-Bending Sci-Fi On Hulu Takes Time Travel Into Uncharted Territory
In 1994, The Simpsons had a “Treehouse of Horror” short called “Time and Punishment,” in which Homer experiences the butterfly …
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R-Rated Cop Thriller On Max Unlike Any Movie In The Genre
There aren’t many slice-of-life found footage action thriller cop dramas floating around, so to say that End of Watch is …
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Detroiters Is Your Netflix Weekend Binge, Trust Me
Tim Robinson may be best known for perfecting the art of cringe comedy with his Netflix sketch series, I Think …
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Tense Sci-Fi Crime Thriller On Hulu Lays Low In the Most Unexpected Places
Imagine how cool it’d be to steal $7 million in a heist with your sibling, but only before running into …
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The Code Of The Sith Is Key To The Empire’s Doom In Star Wars
When you think about it, the rise and fall of the Galactic Empire in Star Wars is fascinating: we witness …
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Nicolas Cage ’90s Crime Drama No One Ever Mentions Streaming For Free
September 2013 saw the unleashing of the viral YouTube video, Nicolas Cage Losing His Sh*t, and it changed the world …
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Hated Netflix Sci-Fi Action Thriller Tells You The Truth About Humanity
Has this ever happened to you? You go to work at your factory job, but you end up tearing your …
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Outrageous Horror Comedy Turns Man Of God Into Clawed Crusader Streaming For Free
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who see a title like 2017’s The VelociPastor streaming on …
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Absurd Adult Swim Animated Sci-Fi Comedy On Max Gets The Gang Back Together
I’m fortunate enough to have been a teenager with access to cable right when Adult Swim was becoming popular on …
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Surreal And Stylish ’90s Comedy On Tubi Makes You Rethink Your Life
Finding a purpose in life isn’t always easy, and sometimes you need a reminder to live your life to the …
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The Best Star Wars Stories You’ve Never Heard Of
With Kathleen Kennedy stepping down from Lucasfilm, many fans are hoping we might start getting better movies and TV shows …
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The Star Trek Series That Could Save The Franchise
These days, the Star Trek franchise is in a precarious position. Both Discovery and Lower Decks were prematurely canceled, and …
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Intense Psychological Thriller On Netflix Is Watching You
I think it’s time for me to finally eat my words because I got what I asked for and I …
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