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Event Horizon Ties Into Another Sci-Fi Universe Nobody Expected
Fan theories can range from the plausible and very likely, such as the “Pixar connected universe,” or “Elsa and Anna’s …
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2000’s Sci-Fi Mystery Comedy Takes You On A Ridiculous Detour Streaming For Free
There’s not a single character who I relate to more than Jon Favreau’s John Person in 2003’s The Big Empty …
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Post-Apocalyptic Horror On Max Sees Action Movie Legend Play Against Type
For decades, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name has been synonymous with over-the-top action sequences and cheeky one-liners that come from a man …
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Horrifying Docuseries On Max Exposes The Worst Kind Of Double Life
A common pitfall in modern documentary filmmaking is the need for streaming platforms to milk the content for all its …
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How One Yoda Line Predicted The Decline Of Star Wars
In The Empire Strikes Back, Yoda warned Luke Skywalker that what was waiting for him in Dagobah’s mysterious Dark Side …
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Netflix Original Action Thriller Is A Nail-Biting Battle Against Corrupt Law Enforcement
There’s nothing more satisfying than watching a person channel their inner Rambo when the odds are stacked against them, and …
Classic 90s Horror Series On Paramount+ Is The Best Introduction To The Genre
If you grew up watching SNICK in the ‘90s, then you probably also remember having nightmares every week after watching …
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Bizarre R-Rated Sci-Fi Martial Arts Flick On Tubi Pits Ancient Warriors Against Alien Attack
What do ancient prophecies, alien invasions, and a whole boatload of martial arts action sequences have in common? Well, if …
The Plankton Movie On Netflix Is A Must-See Musical For All Ages
As somebody who approached adolescence when Spongebob Squarepants first became popular, my mileage varies whenever a new movie or spin-off …
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Beloved Gaming Icon’s Sequel Now Streaming On Netflix
If you’re an honest film lover, you’ll have to eat crow from time to time…for example, as soon as the …
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Claustrophobic Sci-Fi Thriller On Tubi Is A Trap You Don’t Want To Get Caught In
Long before escape rooms became a common way to blow $100 and ruin your Saturday night, many of us on …
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The Most Ridiculous Game Show You’ve Ever Seen Streaming For Free
All five seasons of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, more affectionately known to its fans as MXC, are currently streaming for …
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Star-Studded Netflix Romantic Comedy Breaks All The Rules
A common criticism of modern comedies is that writers and directors play things too safe. That they’re afraid to push …
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Tense Thriller On Netflix With Controversial Star Is Better Than Critics Believe
Mel Gibson’s On the Line doesn’t seem like it’s worth your time if you’re just looking at the Rotten Tomatoes …
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Stand-Up Legend Mellows Out Without Losing Edge In Latest Hulu Special
Having kids and getting older is often the death rattle of a stand-up comedian’s career, but Bill Burr proves that …
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Netflix Dystopian Sci-Fi With Stacked Cast Is A Mega-Budget Flop
Before getting into my review of Netflix’s The Electric State, which is a feature-length adaptation of the graphic novel of …
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Why Star Trek: Enterprise Failed
The 1990s were a time unlike any other for science fiction. That was especially true for Star Trek. Four movies, …
Raunchy R-Rated Comedy On Netflix Could NEVER Be Made Today
While the early aughts were pretty hit or miss for Hollywood, this era excelled at producing one fan-favorite genre: the …
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Andor Learned A Crucial Star Wars Lesson From Dave Filoni
Andor has been an amazingly successful Star Wars TV show, and it achieved this success without Dave Filoni, the man …
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Netflix Original Apocalyptic Thriller Takes Down Our Technological Dependence
Navigating the early stages of a potentially world-ending event is no easy feat, especially if you’re the characters living within …
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Tom Hanks Fantasy Comedy Classic Streaming On Hulu Is Larger Than Life
Everybody has their favorite Tom Hanks movie, whether it’s Castaway, Forrest Gump, That Thing You Do, Saving Private Ryan, or …
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Tragic Rockumentary On Max Explores Troubled Life Of Generation-Defining Icon
Kurt Cobain’s life and legacy is the stuff of legend, and the multitude of authorized and unauthorized documentaries floating around …
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R-Rated Sci-Fi Adventure On Netflix Gives Comedian A Surprising Drama
Every so often, Adam Sandler puts on a dramatic face and surprises all of us with his acting chops in …
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Buffy’s Best Episode Is A Preview Of Its Worst Season
When most Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans rewatch the show, they dread getting to Season 6 because it’s such a …
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Iconic Horror Director’s First Film Now Streaming For Free
Remember that weird picture of a dress from about a decade ago where nobody could definitively figure out if it …
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Infamous Horror Comedy On Tubi Creates A Monster That Defies Medical Science
Looking for a healthy dose of shameless schlock that’s inspired by a timeless classic but infinitely more grotesque and unhinged? …
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The Ridiculous Reason Eric Cartman Is Confused By Women In South Park
Eric Cartman has always had a complex relationship with women in South Park and there’s so much to unpack when …
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‘90s Sci-Fi Comedy On Hulu Is The Ultimate Reality TV Show
When I was 10 years old, The Truman Show messed me up for a minute because my imagination got the …
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