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Event Horizon Ties Into Another Sci-Fi Universe Nobody Expected

Fan theories can range from the plausible and very likely, such as the “Pixar connected universe,” or “Elsa and Anna’s …

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2000’s Sci-Fi Mystery Comedy Takes You On A Ridiculous Detour Streaming For Free

There’s not a single character who I relate to more than Jon Favreau’s John Person in 2003’s The Big Empty …

4 weeks ago

Post-Apocalyptic Horror On Max Sees Action Movie Legend Play Against Type

For decades, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name has been synonymous with over-the-top action sequences and cheeky one-liners that come from a man …

4 weeks ago

Horrifying Docuseries On Max Exposes The Worst Kind Of Double Life

A common pitfall in modern documentary filmmaking is the need for streaming platforms to milk the content for all its …

1 month ago

How One Yoda Line Predicted The Decline Of Star Wars

In The Empire Strikes Back, Yoda warned Luke Skywalker that what was waiting for him in Dagobah’s mysterious Dark Side …

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Netflix Original Action Thriller Is A Nail-Biting Battle Against Corrupt Law Enforcement 

There’s nothing more satisfying than watching a person channel their inner Rambo when the odds are stacked against them, and …

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Classic 90s Horror Series On Paramount+ Is The Best Introduction To The Genre

If you grew up watching SNICK in the ‘90s, then you probably also remember having nightmares every week after watching …

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Bizarre R-Rated Sci-Fi Martial Arts Flick On Tubi Pits Ancient Warriors Against Alien Attack

What do ancient prophecies, alien invasions, and a whole boatload of martial arts action sequences have in common? Well, if …

1 month ago

The Plankton Movie On Netflix Is A Must-See Musical For All Ages

As somebody who approached adolescence when Spongebob Squarepants first became popular, my mileage varies whenever a new movie or spin-off …

1 month ago

Beloved Gaming Icon’s Sequel Now Streaming On Netflix

If you’re an honest film lover, you’ll have to eat crow from time to time…for example, as soon as the …

1 month ago

Unwatchable 2000s Satire Is A Fascinating Trainwreck Streaming For Free

If you’re looking to entertain yourself with an avant-garde, low-budget, blaxploitation satire flick that constantly breaks the fourth wall, then …

1 month ago

The Most Ridiculous Game Show You’ve Ever Seen Streaming For Free

All five seasons of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, more affectionately known to its fans as MXC, are currently streaming for …

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Star-Studded Netflix Romantic Comedy Breaks All The Rules

A common criticism of modern comedies is that writers and directors play things too safe. That they’re afraid to push …

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Tense Thriller On Netflix With Controversial Star Is Better Than Critics Believe

Mel Gibson’s On the Line doesn’t seem like it’s worth your time if you’re just looking at the Rotten Tomatoes …

1 month ago

Stand-Up Legend Mellows Out Without Losing Edge In Latest Hulu Special

Having kids and getting older is often the death rattle of a stand-up comedian’s career, but Bill Burr proves that …

1 month ago

Netflix Dystopian Sci-Fi With Stacked Cast Is A Mega-Budget Flop

Before getting into my review of Netflix’s The Electric State, which is a feature-length adaptation of the graphic novel of …

1 month ago

Why Star Trek: Enterprise Failed

The 1990s were a time unlike any other for science fiction. That was especially true for Star Trek. Four movies, …

1 month ago

Raunchy R-Rated Comedy On Netflix Could NEVER Be Made Today

While the early aughts were pretty hit or miss for Hollywood, this era excelled at producing one fan-favorite genre: the …

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Andor Learned A Crucial Star Wars Lesson From Dave Filoni

Andor has been an amazingly successful Star Wars TV show, and it achieved this success without Dave Filoni, the man …

1 month ago

Netflix Original Apocalyptic Thriller Takes Down Our Technological Dependence 

Navigating the early stages of a potentially world-ending event is no easy feat, especially if you’re the characters living within …

1 month ago

Tom Hanks Fantasy Comedy Classic Streaming On Hulu Is Larger Than Life

Everybody has their favorite Tom Hanks movie, whether it’s Castaway, Forrest Gump, That Thing You Do, Saving Private Ryan, or …

1 month ago

Tragic Rockumentary On Max Explores Troubled Life Of Generation-Defining Icon

Kurt Cobain’s life and legacy is the stuff of legend, and the multitude of authorized and unauthorized documentaries floating around …

1 month ago

R-Rated Sci-Fi Adventure On Netflix Gives Comedian A Surprising Drama

Every so often, Adam Sandler puts on a dramatic face and surprises all of us with his acting chops in …

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Buffy’s Best Episode Is A Preview Of Its Worst Season

When most Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans rewatch the show, they dread getting to Season 6 because it’s such a …

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Iconic Horror Director’s First Film Now Streaming For Free

Remember that weird picture of a dress from about a decade ago where nobody could definitively figure out if it …

1 month ago

Infamous Horror Comedy On Tubi Creates A Monster That Defies Medical Science

Looking for a healthy dose of shameless schlock that’s inspired by a timeless classic but infinitely more grotesque and unhinged? …

1 month ago

The Ridiculous Reason Eric Cartman Is Confused By Women In South Park

Eric Cartman has always had a complex relationship with women in South Park and there’s so much to unpack when …

1 month ago

‘90s Sci-Fi Comedy On Hulu Is The Ultimate Reality TV Show

When I was 10 years old, The Truman Show messed me up for a minute because my imagination got the …

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2000s Rom-Com On Netflix Is Creepier Than You Remember

Earlier this week, I saw that 50 First Dates was streaming on Netflix, and figured I’d give it a go …

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