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Tragic Rockumentary On Max Explores Troubled Life Of Generation-Defining Icon
Kurt Cobain’s life and legacy is the stuff of legend, and the multitude of authorized and unauthorized documentaries floating around …
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R-Rated Sci-Fi Adventure On Netflix Gives Comedian A Surprising Drama
Every so often, Adam Sandler puts on a dramatic face and surprises all of us with his acting chops in …
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Buffy’s Best Episode Is A Preview Of Its Worst Season
When most Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans rewatch the show, they dread getting to Season 6 because it’s such a …
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Iconic Horror Director’s First Film Now Streaming For Free
Remember that weird picture of a dress from about a decade ago where nobody could definitively figure out if it …
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Infamous Horror Comedy On Tubi Creates A Monster That Defies Medical Science
Looking for a healthy dose of shameless schlock that’s inspired by a timeless classic but infinitely more grotesque and unhinged? …
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The Ridiculous Reason Eric Cartman Is Confused By Women In South Park
Eric Cartman has always had a complex relationship with women in South Park and there’s so much to unpack when …
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‘90s Sci-Fi Comedy On Hulu Is The Ultimate Reality TV Show
When I was 10 years old, The Truman Show messed me up for a minute because my imagination got the …
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2000s Rom-Com On Netflix Is Creepier Than You Remember
Earlier this week, I saw that 50 First Dates was streaming on Netflix, and figured I’d give it a go …
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Unrated Raunchy Buddy Crime Comedy On Max Is A Cringe-Inducing Cult Classic
According to Marlon Wayans, “white chicks love White Chicks,” which is a positive assessment of the film because the target …
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2000s Cyberpunk Action Thriller On Paramount+ Adapts Legendary Sci-Fi Author’s Bleak Future
Having been on a bit of a “determinism versus free will” kind of kick, I thought it was high time …
Nicolas Cage Tubi Sci-Fi Thriller Exposes Government Corruption At The Highest Level
The Humanity Bureau is a perfect example of how a solid idea bolstered by a strong cast can still fall …
Certified Fresh Time Loop Thriller Nowhere To Be Found On Streaming
The debate over determinism versus free will is as old as our collective consciousness, and has been explored in the …
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Epic Historic Sequel On Paramount+ Is Over The Top And Totally Worth It
I had my reservations about streaming Ridley Scott’s Gladiator 2 after a trustworthy source told me that it wasn’t worth …
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Long-Awaited Star Wars Project Is Doomed To Disappoint Fans
Recently, Knights of the Old Republic fans got a shock when Tim Willits, the COO of Saber Interactive, confirmed that …
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2000s Slapstick Adventure Comedy Funny For All The Wrong Reasons Streaming For Free
Dana Carvey is one of those comedians who has embodied a tragic level of misdirected talent throughout his career. Known …
South Park Gaslights Audience To Change A Key Character
One of the reasons I’ve been a fan of South Park since the third grade is that Trey Parker and …
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Ill-Fated 90s Steampunk Adventure Flick On Tubi Is A $170 Million B-Movie
If you’re wondering what a $170 million dollar B-movie looks like, then I need to direct your attention to 1999’s …
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The Best Star Trek: The Original Series Episode Is Usually Ignored
“Balance of Terror” pretty much makes every “Best Star Trek: The Original Series” list. It’s widely regarded as a fan …
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Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy On Hulu Is A Feel-Good Exploration Of The Afterlife
If you’re a fan of Nathan Pyle’s Strange Planet, or sci-fi comedies like The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, …
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Brutal Action Thriller Turns Unpleasant Encounter Into Total Nightmare Streaming On Netflix
“Back in my day, spree killings in movies used to mean something,” is the sentence that I found myself uttering …
Out Of This World Fantasy Adventure Flop Finds Its Audience On Hulu
I’ll be the first person to tell you that I’m not much of a gamer, and had no clue that …
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Shocking Horror Thriller On Hulu Is A Dangerous Game Of Cat And Mouse
New Life starts with a bloody face in the first act, but the blood on Jessica Murdock’s (Hayley Erin) face …
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Sci-Fi Thriller On Tubi Builds Conspiracy Theory That Destroys Your Brain
Most movies involving a single on-screen character who never leaves their house often wear out their welcome within the first …
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Sci-Fi Thriller Epic Flop On Tubi Brings The Dead Back To Life
If you’re one of those people who thinks that Keanu Reeves can do no wrong, then you probably haven’t seen …
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Censors Made The South Park Movie Even Worse Without Realizing
When the term “studio interference” is uttered, it’s safe to say that whatever film has succumbed to the whims of …
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Friends Sight Gag Is The Funniest Joke In The Series
This week, I’m spending some time out of state visiting my parents for some much needed rest and relaxation. While …
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Thought-Provoking Sci-Fi Comedy Drama On Hulu Keeps You Dreaming For Something Fantastic
While I’m the first person to admit that I’m not a fan of Jim Gaffigan’s brand of family-friendly stand-up comedy, …
Why Equilibrium Failed
I recently had to write a script for a list of movies that I felt owed a little or a …
2000s Buddy Comedy Flop Streaming For Free Ready For Rediscovery
I recently subjected myself to Ready to Rumble because Tubi recommended it to me, and I now have to write …
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Adam Sandler’s Most Underrated Comedy Now On Netflix
Adam Sandler is a comedy veteran, but some of his more recent efforts feel more than a little undercooked. For …
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