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The Best Alien Movie In Decades Is Streaming On Hulu

There are few franchises that will hurt you quite like Alien, and I’m not talking about the threat of chest …

4 weeks ago

It Always Looks A Lot Like Christmas In Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Thriller On Disney+

Famous poet Robert Frost once wrote, “some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.” Given the …

4 weeks ago

Max Serial Killer Thriller Secretly One Of The Year’s Best Movies

M. Night Shyamalan has been the butt of jokes ever since “I see dead people” became the hottest movie quote …

4 weeks ago

Time Travel Sci-Fi Slasher On Netflix Breaks All The Rules

The rules of time travel can be a little finicky depending on the writer, with Back to the Future held …

4 weeks ago

Walter Hobbs Is The Real Hero Of Elf, Never Deserved The Naughty List

Will Ferrell’s Elf is the most-watched Christmas movie of the modern era and one of the best holiday movies of …

1 month ago

The Hated Marvel Sequel On Disney+ Fans Need To Give A Break

When Thor: Love and Thunder came out, I was as disappointed as most Marvel fans who wanted more of the …

1 month ago

The Greatest Christmas Movie Is A Box Office Disaster Saved By Corporate Greed

People can debate if Die Hard is a Christmas movie or if it’s Hallmark or Lifetime that has the better …

1 month ago

The Christmas Classic With A Traumatic And Ridiculous Urban Legend

Christmas movies tend to be feel-good, heartfelt films about the real meaning of Christmas or a small-town girl who moved …

1 month ago

The Best Upcoming Batman Movie Isn’t About The Dark Knight

Right now, fans of the Caped Crusader are eating good: the Penguin spinoff of Matt Reeves’ The Batman proved to …

1 month ago

Chris Evans Marvel Theory Changes Everything, We Want To See This

Marvel incited serious fan interest with news that Robert Downey Jr. would be returning to the MCU in Doomsday, but …

1 month ago

The Zombie Movies That Will Make You Love Zombies

Ever since George Romero changed the history of horror culture by establishing the most popular iteration of the zombie, the …

1 month ago

Stargate SG-1 Turned A Gimmick Episode Into One Of The Show’s Most Powerful

Stargate SG-1 was underappreciated as it aired, and today, 17 years after it went off the air, it remains a …

1 month ago

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Sony Proves Everything Wrong With Modern Superhero Movies

Haters of Sony’s superhero movies featuring Spider-Man villains received mixed news this past week. Amid Kraven the Hunter’s box office …

1 month ago

Willem Dafoe MCU Return Is A Huge Mistake

Willem Dafoe played the most iconic Spider-Man villain long before the Marvel Cinematic Universe even existed. As Green Goblin, he …

1 month ago

The Christmas Masterpiece Streaming For Free, There’s No Debate Anymore

The holiday season often devolves into a major argument, and we’re not talking about the one your weird uncle starts …

1 month ago

Elmo Is Canceled By The Ultimate Grouch

News broke last week via The Hollywood Reporter that Sesame Street would soon be without a streaming home after Warner …

1 month ago

The Worst Christmas Movie Everyone Loves, Horrible People And Awful Romances

The romantic comedy used to be a mainstay of theaters, and there’s plenty of blame to go around for how …

1 month ago

The Most Groundbreaking Sci-Fi Journey Of The 60s Is Still Worth Streaming

Watch enough science fiction, and you’ll come across a few themes that every series ends up dabbling in, from the …

1 month ago

Marvel Has No Faith In Their Next Big Hero, The Proof Is Right There

Assuming the film doesn’t get delayed again, Marvel fans will see Sam Wilson’s theatrical debut as Captain America next year. …

1 month ago

The Most Hated Star Trek Episode Is Incredibly Important For The Franchise’s Future

For the most part, audience reception to Star Trek: Strange New Worlds has been quite positive thanks to the talented …

1 month ago

Solo Leveling ReAwakening Proves Sony’s Big-Screen Anime Gamble Is Going To Work

The last few weeks have been setting records in Hollywood, with movie theaters running out of popcorn and candy every …

1 month ago

The 90s Sci-Fi Masterpiece Flop Everyone Forgets Thanks To The Matrix

Dark City is one of those movies that people seem to either love or have never seen. Whenever you bring up …

1 month ago

The Joker Is Now Real And The Movie Perfectly Predicted Our Reactions

Recently, the world was rocked by the sudden assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson and the subsequent arrest of suspected …

1 month ago

Crime Thriller Streaming Series Is A Massive Hit, One Of The Coolest Kidnapping Scenes Ever

Ever since Taylor Sheridan introduced the world to the Dutton family of Yellowstone, he’s been on a hot streak with …

1 month ago

The Worst Star Trek Movie Hides An Even Darker Secret

How do you pick the worst Star Trek movie? There are so many criteria to judge by. Do you go …

1 month ago

The Most Important Sci-Fi Novel Deserves A Major Modern Adaptation

When I went to Disney World as a kid, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was my favorite ride, and for …

1 month ago

Netflix Gets Visionary Director’s Best Film, It’s Unlike Any Action Movie Ever

For film lovers, there’s nothing quite like the sublime joy of discovering that a movie you haven’t previously seen actually …

1 month ago

The Christmas Classic Kids Accepted Because They Had Nothing Else, It’s A Horrible Movie

Christmas movies are allowed to be saccharine, bright, colorful, and overly cheerful, making them feel-good movies to watch every year …

1 month ago