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R-Rated Sci-Fi Horror On Max Gives Master Filmmaker Twisted Terrors
Nobody said raising kids was easy, especially when you’re trying to co-parent after a rancorous divorce which results in your …
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Throwaway X-Files Quote Secretly Explains The Whole Series
The X-Files is full of some of the most quotable lines in television history, which is why countless fans still …
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The Sci-Fi Series Spinoff Free On Tubi ’90s Fans Need To Stream
For horror comedy fans, there are few films worth sinking your teeth into more than Tremors, the movie in which …
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The ’90s R-Rated Sci-Fi Adaptation From A Master Author Being Lost
Science fiction movies have always taken inspiration from great stories written by imaginative authors, and some of those movies aren’t …
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Zombie Comedy On Netflix By Iconic Indie Director Is One Of A Kind
Even if you’re a fan of such films, most zombie movies share a major problem. Namely, that almost everything feels …
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Blockbuster Fantasy Prequel Free On Tubi Controversial For Classic Fans
Sometimes, a prequel for a beloved franchise gets announced that leaves old-school fans asking a simple question: “Who the heck …
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Warped Horror Comedy On Tubi Revisits Classics With A New Spin
Self-aware horror parodies only succeed if they carefully tread the line between seriousness and silliness without going too over-the-top. Fear …
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Netflix Slasher Comedy Is A Brutally Entertaining Office Satire
If you’ve never taken a look at any of Netflix’s international offerings, you’re doing yourself an incredible disservice. While I’ve …
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’90s Nicolas Cage Dark R-Rated Classic On Max Is Perfect Portrait Of Self-Destruction
They say, “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” and this statement is especially true if you’re Nicolas Cage’s Ben …
Dumbest Modern Horror Trope Is An Unfortunate Necessity
Modern technology has left horror filmmakers stuck having to address cell phone usage, creating one of the most infuriating movie …
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Tense R-Rated Post-Apocalyptic Thriller On Hulu Made Unnerving By Quiet Moments
Have you ever found yourself watching A Quiet Place and thinking to yourself, “this is great, except for the disappointing …
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BASEketball Never Shows Necessary Part Of The Game
If you grew up in the ‘90s, you probably spent a couple of summers trying to play BASEketball with your …
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How An Iconic ’80s Movie Spawned An All-Time Worst ’90s Sequel
Nowadays, we’ve become numb to filmmakers and studios making changes to movies and TV shows after their initial release to …
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Sci-Fi Blockbuster Flop On Max Disowned By Legendary Director
David Lynch’s Dune has been a polarizing film since its 1984 release, and probably always will be. On one hand, …
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Supernatural Horror On Netflix Pushes R-Rating To Mind-Breaking Edge
A side effect of watching enough horror films is that it becomes increasingly difficult to actually get scared. Once you’ve …
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Sci-Fi Action Thriller Is The Worst Reviewed Film In Rotten Tomatoes History
If you’ve read any of my movie reviews over the years, you’ll notice the same startling pattern that my wife, …
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Section 31 Continues Star Trek’s Downward Spiral
Recently, the latest Star Trek movie came out, but you might not have noticed. After all, it was released directly …
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Horror Comedy Revenge Plot On Tubi Goes Absolutely Mental
Revenge is a dish best served cold, and Some Guy Who Kills People is one of those horror comedies that …
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Legendary Stand-Up Special Is Raunchy And Streaming For Free
Bill Hicks has always been considered a comedian’s comedian because he never shied away from speaking the truth as he …
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Ranking Everything In Star Trek, Including The Section 31 Movie
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is the best thing Star Trek has ever done and a recent Star Trek series ranks as the worst. In the middle you’ll find things like Star Trek cruises, which even at their worst still serve margaritas.
Despite Its Title, Star Trek: Section 31 Is Not Part Of Star Trek
Star Trek: Section 31 is now available to stream, and the consensus seems to be that it is extremely bad. …
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Star Trek’s Newly Released Movie Accomplishes The Impossible And Sets A New Bar
Star Trek: Section 31 begins when a spitwad flies across the screen and traces out the shape of the Starfleet …
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Stream The Craziest Sci-Fi Horror Comedy Totally Free
Horror comedy has always been a sub-genre that benefits from a healthy amount of self-awareness and meta humor to drive …
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Mother Takes Matters Into Her Own Hands In Intense Tubi Horror Thriller
One legitimate fear that parents have is that their child, or children, will grow up to be total psychopaths with …
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Stream The Bloodiest Sci-Fi Horror Musical 100% Free
Horror is not a genre you normally associate with music, though there are some killer musicals out there, including old …
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Christopher Nolan’s Most Overlooked Film Now On Netflix
While it’s a very good problem for a director to have, you could say that Christopher Nolan is a victim …
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Serial Killer Supernatural Horror Deserves Upcoming Sequel
Have you ever been to one of those escape rooms where you pay to get trapped in a small space …
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80s Fantasy Comedy Streaming For Free Challenges Gender Norms And Your Intelligence
Have you ever seen an ‘80s teen romantic comedy fantasy film that’s as problematic as it is progressive? Well, if …
The Expanse Streaming Fiasco Proves Why We Need Physical Media
The Expanse is one of the greatest sci-fi shows of all time, and it’s only getting better with age, as …
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Mindbending Sci-Fi Blockbuster On Netflix Is Director’s Masterwork
After the success of films like Oppenheimer, it’s fair to declare that Christopher Nolan is one of the greatest and …
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