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Raunchy R-Rated Comedy On Netflix Could NEVER Be Made Today

While the early aughts were pretty hit or miss for Hollywood, this era excelled at producing one fan-favorite genre: the …

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Andor Learned A Crucial Star Wars Lesson From Dave Filoni

Andor has been an amazingly successful Star Wars TV show, and it achieved this success without Dave Filoni, the man …

2 months ago

Netflix Original Apocalyptic Thriller Takes Down Our Technological Dependence 

Navigating the early stages of a potentially world-ending event is no easy feat, especially if you’re the characters living within …

2 months ago

Tom Hanks Fantasy Comedy Classic Streaming On Hulu Is Larger Than Life

Everybody has their favorite Tom Hanks movie, whether it’s Castaway, Forrest Gump, That Thing You Do, Saving Private Ryan, or …

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Tragic Rockumentary On Max Explores Troubled Life Of Generation-Defining Icon

Kurt Cobain’s life and legacy is the stuff of legend, and the multitude of authorized and unauthorized documentaries floating around …

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R-Rated Sci-Fi Adventure On Netflix Gives Comedian A Surprising Drama

Every so often, Adam Sandler puts on a dramatic face and surprises all of us with his acting chops in …

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Buffy’s Best Episode Is A Preview Of Its Worst Season

When most Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans rewatch the show, they dread getting to Season 6 because it’s such a …

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Iconic Horror Director’s First Film Now Streaming For Free

Remember that weird picture of a dress from about a decade ago where nobody could definitively figure out if it …

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Infamous Horror Comedy On Tubi Creates A Monster That Defies Medical Science

Looking for a healthy dose of shameless schlock that’s inspired by a timeless classic but infinitely more grotesque and unhinged? …

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The Ridiculous Reason Eric Cartman Is Confused By Women In South Park

Eric Cartman has always had a complex relationship with women in South Park and there’s so much to unpack when …

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‘90s Sci-Fi Comedy On Hulu Is The Ultimate Reality TV Show

When I was 10 years old, The Truman Show messed me up for a minute because my imagination got the …

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2000s Rom-Com On Netflix Is Creepier Than You Remember

Earlier this week, I saw that 50 First Dates was streaming on Netflix, and figured I’d give it a go …

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Unrated Raunchy Buddy Crime Comedy On Max Is A Cringe-Inducing Cult Classic

According to Marlon Wayans, “white chicks love White Chicks,” which is a positive assessment of the film because the target …

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Certified Fresh Time Loop Thriller Nowhere To Be Found On Streaming

The debate over determinism versus free will is as old as our collective consciousness, and has been explored in the …

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Epic Historic Sequel On Paramount+ Is Over The Top And Totally Worth It

I had my reservations about streaming Ridley Scott’s Gladiator 2 after a trustworthy source told me that it wasn’t worth …

2 months ago

Long-Awaited Star Wars Project Is Doomed To Disappoint Fans

Recently, Knights of the Old Republic fans got a shock when Tim Willits, the COO of Saber Interactive, confirmed that …

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2000s Slapstick Adventure Comedy Funny For All The Wrong Reasons Streaming For Free 

Dana Carvey is one of those comedians who has embodied a tragic level of misdirected talent throughout his career. Known …

2 months ago

South Park Gaslights Audience To Change A Key Character

One of the reasons I’ve been a fan of South Park since the third grade is that Trey Parker and …

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Ill-Fated 90s Steampunk Adventure Flick On Tubi Is A $170 Million B-Movie

If you’re wondering what a $170 million dollar B-movie looks like, then I need to direct your attention to 1999’s …

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The Best Star Trek: The Original Series Episode Is Usually Ignored

“Balance of Terror” pretty much makes every “Best Star Trek: The Original Series” list. It’s widely regarded as a fan …

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Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy On Hulu Is A Feel-Good Exploration Of The Afterlife

If you’re a fan of Nathan Pyle’s Strange Planet, or sci-fi comedies like The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, …

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Out Of This World Fantasy Adventure Flop Finds Its Audience On Hulu

I’ll be the first person to tell you that I’m not much of a gamer, and had no clue that …

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Shocking Horror Thriller On Hulu Is A Dangerous Game Of Cat And Mouse

New Life starts with a bloody face in the first act, but the blood on Jessica Murdock’s (Hayley Erin) face …

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Sci-Fi Thriller On Tubi Builds Conspiracy Theory That Destroys Your Brain

Most movies involving a single on-screen character who never leaves their house often wear out their welcome within the first …

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Sci-Fi Thriller Epic Flop On Tubi Brings The Dead Back To Life 

If you’re one of those people who thinks that Keanu Reeves can do no wrong, then you probably haven’t seen …

2 months ago

Censors Made The South Park Movie Even Worse Without Realizing

When the term “studio interference” is uttered, it’s safe to say that whatever film has succumbed to the whims of …

2 months ago

Friends Sight Gag Is The Funniest Joke In The Series

This week, I’m spending some time out of state visiting my parents for some much needed rest and relaxation. While …

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