Why The Thing Prequel Wasn’t As Good As John Carpenter’s And How To Fix It

Analyze The Thing the way it seems to want us to see it: by comparing it to the movie that came before.

By Josh Tyler | Published

2011 The Thing reviewed and compared to the 1982 version

It’s almost impossible to talk about director Matthijs van Heijningen Jr.’s take on The Thing without talking about John Carpenter’s 1982 film. Matthijs seems to have invited the comparison with his movie, crafting it so that his story isn’t just another installment but a direct extension of Carpenter’s movie.

This 2011 film is a prequel, and by the time it’s over, you’ll know everything there is to know about what happened to the Norwegians only mentioned casually in the 1982 freakishly horrifying thriller. In the process of connecting itself to Carpenter’s film, this one demands you compare it, and by doing so, pales in that comparison.

So rather than review The Thing 2011 on its own, the best way to analyze The Thing is using the way it want us to see it: by comparing it to the movie that came before.

No matter how much it wants to be, and even though it isn’t as bad as you might think, here are 5 reasons the 2011 take on The Thing just isn’t as good as Carpenter’s.

Freakish John Carpenter

John Carpenter’s version of The Thing was shot in 1982, long before anyone was really using computer animation. That means every single special effect shot in the film is a practical effect. It’s all puppetry and goo and hideous, horrifying makeup.

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Special effects in 1982’s The Thing

The new one resorts, all too often, to computer-generated effects, and… those just are never as scary. It’s especially true, though, when it comes to The Thing where the awkward, strange, herky-jerky motion of those practical effects actually adds to the whole bizarreness of what’s going on in Kurt Russell’s movie.

You look at those writhing masses of flesh and ichor in Carpenter’s movie, and it’s as though your brain can’t process what’s going on. All you can really do is look at it and think… oh god what is that thing?

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CGI in the 2011 version of The Thing

In the prequel movie, you look at the screen and, at best, think, “hey there are some really gross computer-generated tentacles”. They don’t move the way those freakish practical effects do, they don’t ooze the way those practical effects did. They don’t because they can’t, because much of what made those practical effects so freakish was a product of their limitations as much as it was an intention of their design.

Oh God What Is That Thing

Speaking of special effects, a lot of the terror of Carpenter’s film is derived from the shock and horror of the creature itself. Rarely does Carpenter’s movie ever resort to jump scares, because it doesn’t have to.

Terror from John Carpenter
Terror in John Carpenter’s The Thing

Instead, all the terror the movie could ever need is generated by the horror on its character’s faces as they attempt to comprehend this unimaginable horror confronting them. It’s awful, it rips at your soul, and the way the film’s characters deal with it isn’t by a lot of running around but by standing in shock or locking themselves away, or tying themselves up out of fear of each other.

It delves into deep paranoia and confusion, people rendered mentally unstable by encountering something evil beyond comprehension. Most of Carpenter’s The Thing’s best moments are spent with everyone simply wondering who’s the monster.

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead stalked in 2011’s The Thing

The 2011 The Thing can’t do any of that. Instead, this one turns out to be more of a straight-up monster movie. Carpenter’s feature would only reveal the monster when it was on the attack; this one literally has ten or fifteen minutes with the creature in monster form chasing people around the base. A lot of the new movie works more on the level of those chase sequences in Jurassic Park involving in-door velociraptors. Carpenter’s movie was just different.

The Man In The Sombrero

Kurt Russell Sombrero

Kurt Russell was John Carpenter’s leading man. As R.J. MacReady he’s all bearded determination and weird, sombrero-wearing swagger. He wasn’t like anyone else you’d seen on screen anywhere else; he kept his cool, he fucked things up when he had to. He was a badass who carried whisky with him everywhere he went.

The new version has replaced him with Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Kate Lloyd, whose chief asset seems to be that she’s a bit more clever than everyone else. Kate’s a plucky girl, but she’s not exactly quick to action. It takes her a while to even decide that something needs to be done about the Thing, once she realizes what’s going on.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead in The Thing
Mary Elizabeth Winstead in 2011’s The Thing

MacReady never fucking hesitated. You’d expect that from the kind of guy who’d wear a sombrero in Antarctica. As a character, he’s weird, as are just about all the other characters in Carpenter’s film.

The new one fills the cast with a sort of clever girl and a bunch of surly Norwegians. There’s not a Windows or an elderly, nose-ring-wearing doctor anywhere among them. This new movie needs a little Wilford Brimley and instead, it has the trying very hard to be Kurt Russell, but not hard enough, Joel Edgerton.

The Bum bum.

The new version of The Thing starts out with an homage to that dark, screwed up, utterly simple yet frightening score of Carpenter’s movies. You remember it: bum bum. Bum bum. The sound hammered in the background of Carpenter’s masterpiece at key moments, like a heartbeat, pumping its last pint of blood.

Score for 1982’s The Thing

But the new movie quickly abandons that to go with a proper, standard Hollywood musical score. It’s not a bad score and if I’d never seen the Carpenter version (created by Ennio Morricone), there’d be no reason to suspect that the score could be any better, but I have seen it, and I know.

Score for 2011’s The Thing

This 2011 movie has the kind of score that’s meant to tell you how to feel. Carpenter’s score never told you how to feel; it just kept beating as if to tell you that somewhere in this movie, someone was still breathing. That bum bum told you the movie was still happening and that you should be ready because there’s no way to know what fucked up direction this thing will go in next.

With the new film, you know. You always know where it will go.

Ending On Mystery Versus Certainty

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1982’s The Thing ends on a mystery

Carpenter’s film ends with a question mark. You never really know for sure who’s The Thing and who isn’t. The credits roll and we’re left with two men slowly freezing to death. Either one of them could be The Thing. Maybe they both are. Maybe neither of them is. You don’t know. Bum bum.

The new version leaves no such ambiguity. In part, this is because it’s a prequel, but in spite of that, it does find a way to leave at least one door open. But there’s never any question of who’s the Thing and who isn’t. By the end of the new movie, you know who’s who and what’s what and which little doggie is about to run over to the Americans and royally fuck things up.

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2011’s The Thing ending

Part of the genius of Carpenter’s movie is that you’re never really sure who’s the Thing and who isn’t at any given minute. The new one tries, but it’s never as ambiguous, and that’s just not as fun.

Still, you’ve got to admire the balls of a film willing to go toe to toe with an iconic classic like this, and the truth is that this new Thing is a decent enough piece of horror. If you’re a fan of the 1982 movie, I’d even recommend seeing it, if only for another look at how the background of Carpenter’s story fits together.

But the 1982 movie, that was special. Really special. If ever anyone needed evidence that Carpenter’s movie is the definitive take on this story, the only one we’ll ever need, The Thing 2011 provides it.