Eight Things We (Sorta) Hope Are Blocking The World’s Biggest Subterranean Drill

My fingers are crossed for "ancient crashed starship."

By Nick Venable | Updated

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Should this be true, I’ll certainly meet a most horrific demise for even mentioning his name, but I’ll gladly sacrifice one person for the entire planet’s population. I’m not quite sure how warning everyone that we’ve pissed off the Great Old One is actually going to save anybody, but isn’t it always better to have advance knowledge that the destruction of Earth is imminent? Pay no mind to the tattoos all the GFR staff have on our backs, or the fact that they’ve begun to glow in the past week. It’s not like we’re a part of a super-secret society or anything.

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