indiana jones 5 reviews are in and they're terrible

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Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny currently has a terrible 44% on Rotten Tomatoes.

“Dial of Destiny shows that some relics should just stay buried."

"Dial of Destiny just wants to turn back the clock instead of doing anything new."

"...joyless piece of nostalgic hokum."

"...feels like a complete waste of time."

"Indiana Jones still has a certain old-school class."

"Harrison Ford's performance carries the movie."

"The good news is that it’s not as poor as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The bad news is that it’s not much better."

"One can feel the four credited screenwriters grasping at inspiration and coming up short."

"This is a big, bombastic movie that goes through the motions but never finds much joy in the process"

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indiana jones 5 reviews are in and they're terrible

Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny currently has a terrible 44% on Rotten Tomatoes.

“Dial of Destiny shows that some relics should just stay buried."

- The Playlist

"Dial of Destiny just wants to turn back the clock instead of doing anything new."

- Daily Beast

"...joyless piece of nostalgic hokum."

- Variety

"...feels like a complete waste of time."

- Indie Wire

"Indiana Jones still has a certain old-school class."

- The Guardian

"Harrison Ford's performance carries the movie."

- The Independent

"The good news is that it’s not as poor as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The bad news is that it’s not much better."

- Times UK

"One can feel the four credited screenwriters grasping at inspiration and coming up short."

- Vanity Fair

"This is a big, bombastic movie that goes through the motions but never finds much joy in the process"

- Hollywood Reporter

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