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star wars skeleton crew

Star Wars Finally Remembers Its Target Audience

The recent trailer for Star Wars: Skeleton Crew gave me many things. Goonies vibes, a bittersweet longing to revisit a …

6 months ago

The Best 2010s Heist Crime Thriller Is Totally Missing From Streaming

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again and again: Ben Affleck is at his best when he’s directing, …

6 months ago

clueless

A Classic ’90s Rom-Com Finally Hits Streaming, Watch Without Netflix

As if you ever needed a reason to watch it for the first or 100th time, the classic 1995 movie …

6 months ago

your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Marvel Is Fumbling Spider-Man’s New Series

Disney recently announced a new Spider-Man series at D23, and I’m already calling BS. Marvel deserves credit for finally producing …

6 months ago

Bob Marley one love

Iconic Music Legend’s Story Takes Over Paramount+

The entertainment industry certainly hasn’t been at a loss for musician-based biopics over the last decade. Amy Winehouse just received …

6 months ago

deadpool

Deadpool Didn’t Need Movies To Be A Star

Deadpool is the hottest comic book character right now, bar none. With Deadpool & Wolverine breaking box office records left …

6 months ago

How The X-Files Accidentally Pushed Mulder And Scully’s Romance

Younger fans may not realize how much of The X-Files’ early success was due to a growing community of online …

6 months ago

alien vs predator

Hulu Sci-Fi Horror Crossover Could’ve Been So Much More

Sometimes every critic and fan trashes a movie so you avoid it for decades and when you’re finally bored enough …

6 months ago

harold and the purple crayon

Harold And The Purple Crayon Isn’t The Disaster You’ve Been Told

Harold and the Purple Crayon is another one of those films that received terrible reviews from critics and overwhelmingly great …

6 months ago

norbit

Stream The Most Bizarre Comedy Of The 2000s Without Netflix

Every now and then a movie comes around that is so impossibly weird and off-kilter, it actually feels like some …

6 months ago

Ghostbusters Netflix Series Makes The Right Choice

Have you ever been very skeptical about an upcoming TV show and then breathed a sigh of relief when you …

6 months ago

Netflix R-Rated Gory Horror Is Fan-Favorite Director’s Most Fun Movie

Even though his latest movie, Borderlands, isn’t quite the hit that he or the studio were hoping for, filmmaker Eli Roth still …

6 months ago

Iconic ’80s Vietnam War Movie With Unbelievable Cast, Stream Without Netflix

As a veteran of the Vietnam War, director Oliver Stone has been able to make some of the most harrowing …

6 months ago

little fires everywhere

Hulu Mystery Thriller Series Adapts Bestseller Into Relentless Suspense

Little Fires Everywhere set fire to Hulu when it was released as an eight episode limited series. Fans loved it, …

6 months ago

Netflix Zombie Epic Is One Of Hollywood’s Worst Adaptations

World War Z is hands down the best book ever written about zombies. Unfortunately, it spawned the most unfaithful Hollywood …

6 months ago

kevin conroy batman

Batman: Caped Crusader Is An Embarrassment For Warner Bros.

I don’t know what’s going on at Warner Bros., but they keep making the most baffling decisions regarding their DC …

6 months ago

The Workplace Sitcom With Controversial Cast Better Than The Office

If there’s one workplace comedy that doesn’t get much love these days, it has to be NBC’s NewsRadio; a show …

6 months ago

Michelle Pfeiffer Batman

Iconic Batman Performance Was A Nightmare

Despite their association with spandex, superhero costumes come in a variety of materials. Often, what looks iconic onscreen is extremely …

6 months ago

deadpool & wolverine

Marvel Can’t Make The Same Wolverine Mistake Again

Wolverine’s arrival into the MCU as part of Deadpool & Wolverine has gone as great as everyone could have hoped. …

6 months ago

The Greatest Ghost Story Ever Made Still Terrifies Decades Later And Needs Saving

When contemporary audiences watch horror from Hollywood’s golden age, the entries lack the gore and special effects that modern fans …

6 months ago

Netflix Sitcom Is The Funniest Police Show On Television

While there’s certainly nothing wrong with curling up on the couch and binging an entire season of your favorite police …

6 months ago

spookies

Beloved ’80s Cult Horror On Tubi Getting Sequel From Original Writer

Fans of an obscure 80s horror film will finally get a sequel after waiting nearly 40 years. Spookies was released …

6 months ago

Legendary Sitcom’s Hated Ending Is Not The Travesty Everyone Says

Though it may be difficult to believe, it has officially been over 10 years since the fan-favorite sitcom How I …

6 months ago

kill bill the whole bloody affair

The Secret Cut Of Quentin Tarantino’s Bloodiest Masterpiece Needs A Release

Most film fans are familiar with the concept of the director’s cut, wherein a filmmaker gets to retool their work …

6 months ago

Sci-Fi Thriller Superstar Flop On Prime Video Finds New Life

If you’re a big science fiction fan, you may share a passive memory of the 2016 movie Passengers, which seemed …

6 months ago

borderlands

Borderlands Proves Hollywood Does Not Respect Video Games

After its opening weekend of earning just $8.8 million against a $120 million budget, Borderlands is already on track to …

6 months ago

Paramount+ Futuristic Sci-Fi Comedy Divides Critics And Audiences

In the massive landscape of film and television, it seems that adult animated series’ are among the most polarizing watches …

6 months ago

Beloved Comedian’s Underrated Sitcom Is A Secret Classic, Stream Without Netflix

The Bernie Mac Show starred one of the biggest comedians of the 2000s and revolutionized sitcoms, but it has been …

6 months ago

True Crime Drama Remake Needs To Find Its Fans

I had never heard of the original Papillon, with Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman, but when the remake came out …

6 months ago