You know what your day’s been missing? Video of Kate Beckinsale flinging her crotch at Colin Farrell’s face, and photos of a scantly clad woman with three breasts, that’s what. A new clip and promo photos for director Len Wiseman’s Total Recall reboot offer both of those things to brighten up your day. Enjoy.
If you’ve seen Paul Verhoeven’s 1990 version of Total Recall, this scene will likely seem a tad familiar. Although, Sharon Stone never aggressively thrust her crotch at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s face, so maybe Wiseman’s version does have something new to offer after all.
There was also a great deal of worry that the three-breasted prostitute from Verhoeven’s film wouldn’t make an appearance in this PG-13 interpretation of Philip K. Dick’s short story “We Can Remember it for You Wholesale.” As you can see below, those fears were without merit. Whether or not the three-breasted woman (played by actress Kaitlyn Leeb) will actually be a prostitute or not remains to be seen, but that’s beside the point. Here is Leeb with stars Jessica Biel…
…and Bryan Cranston.
In Total Recall factory worker Douglas Quaid (Farrell) lives a ho-hum existence. Sure he has a hot wife (Beckinsale) and a sweet futuristic apartment, but he longs for something more, some greater purpose, and most of all, some high-intensity action. When he goes to Rekall, a company that will implant your brain with false memories of whatever life you want, he gets all of this and more. After Quaid runs afoul of the authorities, he teams up with a hot member of the underground resistance (Biel), to take down the corrupt government led by Chancellor Cohaagen (Cranston). Or does he? Maybe all of these adventures and conspiracies only exist in his mind.
Total Recall will remember it for you on August 3rd.