Eight Things We (Sorta) Hope Are Blocking The World’s Biggest Subterranean Drill
My fingers are crossed for "ancient crashed starship."
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The Civic Center Where the Mole Men and Crab People Have Their Annual Meeting
I dare not think about the complex tunnel systems created beneath the ground so the Mole Men and Crab People can convene in one place without alerting all of humanity of their presence, while also possibly starting a sexuality-based decor renovation TV series. Because the date of the annual meeting changes every year, we’re unclear as to whether or not the meeting is currently in session, or if it’s in the coming weeks. If the Bertha team doesn’t know the super-secret password, they’re boned.
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