Richard Dean Anderson
Appearances: “Kiss Kiss Bangalore” (2006)
This is one of the Simpsons guest stars I remember well, simply because Patty and Selma’s love for MacGyver has been a well-established thing over the years. Sadly, their hearts are broken when they eventually meet the man himself, who reveals that he couldn’t care less about MacGyver — he just did the show for the cash. That’s the sort of blow no self-respecting MacGyver fan would stand for, so naturally they kidnap him and tie him to a chair in their apartment for a “private MacGyver convention.” There’s a silver lining, however: after being forced to orchestrate his escape, he rediscovers his love for MacGyver and asks them to stage other escapes for him. At least until Patty and Selma get bored and drive him away with a slideshow.
You won’t get away with this! People will know I’m missing! There’s a liquor store I go to every morning!