Is your home missing that certain something? The conversation piece that your friends won’t be able to stop talking about? Well, look no further, because you, yes you, could bring home a life-size statue of the BioShock videogame’s iconic, diving-helmeted Big Daddy. It even comes with its very own Little Sister to escort around and protect while she’s draining corpses of their precious, precious ADAM. And it can be yours, courtesy of eBay, assuming you can beat the current bid of $6,490.
Standing at a whopping seven feet tall, the Big Daddy replica was made out of “high quality fiberglass” by the blokes at Oxmox Studio. As you can see from the picture, the statue is gorgeously detailed, and I can imagine it would serve as one hell of a burglar deterrent if you place it near your front door and install a motion-activated spotlight above it. Even better if you incorporate some hidden speakers to pump out Big Daddy groans. Now if only the drill was functional…
Sadly, most of us don’t have nearly seven grand to drop on something as amazing but ultimately unpractical as a big-ass Big Daddy statue. So I guess that part of my bucket list is going to have to remain unfulfilled.
You can bid on Big Daddy right here.