Jurassic World: Four Big Questions About The Super Bowl Trailer
“You just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea.”
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Will the Dinos Get to Eat the Annoying Kids This Time?
They keep putting children in these movies, and I keep wanting to see those children eaten by dinosaurs. Dare I hope that this time around everyone under the age of 18 will wind up sliding out the business end of a dinosaur’s digestive tract? Or at least carried off by pterosaurs? Hopefully the parents took out a Nationwide insurance policy before they shipped the kiddos off to Jurassic World.
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