Jurassic World: Four Big Questions About The Super Bowl Trailer

By David Wharton | 5 years ago

JW1How Is the Big Guy Going to Cause Problems?
Both of the Jurassic World trailers we’ve seen so far include the money shot of a massive mosasaurus leaping out of the water to chow down on a suspended great white shark. If it’s in Jurassic Park and eats meat, chances are it’s going to acquire a taste for human flesh before the end credits roll, so we’re wondering how the presence of a mosasaurus will go horribly, horribly wrong in the upcoming sequel. Obviously the beast is restricted to water, so it’s theoretically easy to avoid. Then again, we imagine many of the park’s guests are going to want to get the hell out away from Isla Nubar once the shit hits the fan. I’m betting we’ll see an attempted evacuation by boat, and that’s precisely the sort of thing that you wouldn’t want a mosasaurus in the middle of. I do feel bad for that poor shark though, especially since the species fared so well in the spotlight during halftime…

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