John Carter’s Super Bowl Trailer Arrives And Promises Something Epic

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By Josh Tyler | Updated

Disney continued it’s uphill battle to get the less imaginative segments of our population on board with John Carter tonight at the Super Bowl. During the broadcast they debuted a brand new, 80-second, epic trailer which splashed the movie’s name across the screen and trumpeted epic music while promising massive adventure.

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John Carter arrives in theaters March 9, when it will invariably suffer unfair comparisons to Avatar, since James Cameron’s movie ripped off a lot of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ classic story. With luck John Carter will be good enough to be worth defending against the forces of ignorance.