Injured By A Reckless Jedi? Call The Law Offices Of Lando Calrissian

By Brent McKnight | 8 years ago

Lando Calrissian is one smooth-talking bastard. With a sharp delivery, impeccable style, a definite gift for persuasion, and flexible scruples, it isn’t hard to imagine him as the kind of ambulance-chasing lawyer you usually see in late-night commercials on basic cable. Check out this fan video that visualizes this exact scenario.

The speeder bike pilot in Lando’s commercial paints a picture of the rebel forces, particularly the Jedi component, as reckless scofflaws. They shoot off their blasters willy-nilly, wave their lightsabers around regardless of the consequences, often injuring innocent Imperial bystanders who are just trying to do their job.

But if you or someone you love has been injured by a negligent Jedi, whether on the job or just out for a fun night at the local cantina, you might want to retain the services of Lando and his crack team of courtroom aces.

The legal disclaimers that run along the bottom of the screen, just like real thing, are pretty funny. All in all this is a clever little parody of both shady opportunistic attorneys and George Lucas’ beloved trilogy.

This video comes courtesy of Zeke Mahogany Comedy, which is really a pair of guys named Travis Kurtz and Martin Atrushi. They’re the same folks behind the Jedi Condoms and Han Solo’s Day Off (though this video is definitely the cream of the crop among their Star Wars parodies).

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