There’s a long tradition of sarcastically complaining about all the science fictional wonders that are still sorely lacking here in the early days of the 21st century. No warp drive. No android butlers. No flying cars (even Sisco is pissed about that one). It is in that spirit that we steer you toward College Humor’s “Hoverboard Lightsaber Portal Gun Fight,” a fake commercial for a fake game that simply demands to become real. Yes, it would be dangerous to the point of quite possibly bringing about the end of human civilization…but what a glorious end it would be.
(The vid contains some profanity, so consider this NSFW.)
Seriously, people. This needs a Kickstarter. To hell with balancing the budget, I demand my tax money go toward this!