Giant Freakin’ Robot’s 12 Days Of Christmas

By Nick Venable | 8 years ago

Here at GFR, we want you to have a great holiday. We hope that your stockings are filled with joy, and if there happens to be a lump or two of coal floating around in that joy, sell it and buy yourself more joy. Now, I’m no Christmas carol songwriter, but I had a bit of fun putting this together, and was bummed that whoever wrote the original song didn’t make it 30+ days of Christmas. And considering this had nothing to do with Christmas, I really could have just made an arbitrary list and…oh, dear. My Christmas spirit is dwindling. On with the list! Sing with me if you’ve heard it before.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…12 Monkeys prophesying!


Eleven Doctors Time Traveling!


10 Carl Sagans!


9th District Revolting!


8 Legs a’Facehugging!


7 Floors of Hogwarts!


Number 6 Gender Equalized!


Number 5 is Alive!


4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 Candidating!


3 Kinds of Close Encounters


2 Bumbling Droids


And T-1000’s Cartilage-Free Form of Metallic Fluidity


What’s your favorite Christmas memory that involves something in the science or science fiction realm? Was it the chemistry set that almost blew your hamster in two? That time you got the Santa hat with Spock’s ears on it? Was it reading the above list? Tell us in the comments, and have a Merry Christmas.

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