How A Firefly Poster Got A Professor Threatened With Criminal Charges

By Joshua Tyler | Published

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A professor was threatened with criminal charges for being a Firefly fan, sort of. It happened at the University of Wisconsin–Stout, where theater professor James Miller put a Firefly poster on his door.

The poster depicted Captain Mal Reynolds

The poster depicted Captain Mal Reynolds and the words, “You don’t know me, son, so let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you’ll be awake. You’ll be facing me. And you’ll be armed.”

The University forced him to take it down, so he put up a second poster

The University forced him to take it down, so he put up a second poster featuring Captain tight-pants and the word, “Warning: Fascism”.

He made the second poster himself

Presumably, he made this poster himself since we haven’t actually managed to find such a poster for sale anywhere. And the poster was on his door, which would seem to imply that fascism could be found in his room. That doesn’t make a lot of sense, but whatever, the whole thing seems harmless.

The University had a problem with that one too and called the police

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The University had a problem with the second poster too, and even went so far as to bring in the campus police chief who threatened to charge Miller with disorderly conduct, according to The Fire.

Universities are supposed to be a place of political expression and freedom

Universities are supposed to be a place of political expression and freedom but in practice they’re still businesses and if everyone’s running around voicing their views all the time no one will ever actually, you know, learn anything.

While issues with universities might be in the news now, stories like this were common as far back as 2011.

It’s not entirely unreasonable that a University might require one of its employees to refrain from displaying some specific image or slogan on campus, it is, after all their property. What isn’t clear is why any university might have a problem with a silly Firefly poster in particular.

Miller was turned over to their campus “threat assessment team”

It makes sense why they threw a fit about the second poster; they didn’t like what it said about them. No one ever explained, however, why they seemed to be overreacting in general.

When this first happened the university went so far as to turn Miller over to their campus “threat assessment team”. Whatever happened to just firing a guy? He hadn’t committed a criminal offense, only a fireable one.

If you hate Firefly that much give him the heave-ho and brace yourself for an invasion of angry Browncoats. I hear they often aim to misbehave.