If you haven’t already picked up that perfect Valentine’s Day present for your significant other, you’re likely either single or growing increasingly desperate as the hours tick closer to midnight. Sadly, it’s too late to order and receive these excellent Doctor Who Valentine’s cards for that special Whovian in your life. But hey, why not get a jump on next year? Or even on this year, assuming you happen to own a time machine of some sort, or at least know somebody who will loan you one.
You can pick up a set of all eight “ValenTime” cards for the very reasonable price of ten bucks. That’s a small price to pay to put a smile on your beloved’s face courtesy of clever captions and cutesy versions of assorted Who villains who would really very much like to kill you in some horrible manner. Thankfully, if you’d prepare a less maniacal V-Day message, you can stick with the white-hat half of the set, featuring the Doctor, Rory & Amy, River Song, and newfound companion Clara.
You can order a set of the cards from Etsy. And if you don’t have ten bucks, maybe if you wait until tomorrow they’ll have a clearance sale or something. Otherwise check the couch cushions.