Cop One Ups Darth Vader In Evil-ness

By Jenny Xu | 9 years ago

This law enforcement officer just has no mercy.

Clearly Darth is feeling lenient. Instead of whipping out his light saber, using the Force, or even asking the two storm trooper bodyguards lurking behind him to take that officer down, he merely walks off, breathing heavily normally while waving his hands around in agitation, and muttering. Clearly someone’s gone through anger management class. Just focus on your breathing, Vader. Inhale. Exhale. Yoda would be proud.

That cop has got some pluck though, putting a ticket on the Executor. Could he even reach the window shield of that Super Star Destroyer without a crane? Then again, he is from Brooklyn. (The accent and the Bagel World in the background give it away.) Maybe he was just too hip as a child to watch something as mainstream as Star Wars.