Halloween is almost here, and you’ve no doubt been invited to a costume party or two to commemorate the day. If you’re anything like me, you’re way, way too lazy to come up with a costume. Or maybe, also like me, you have little to no craftiness to your personality. This isn’t sneakiness or cunning we’re talking about here, no, I mean like the ability to create, well, anything from scratch.
If you’re artistically challenged the holiday can be difficult, and you often find yourself scrambling last minute for something that resembles a costume. After all, how many times will your friends let you get away with something like “guy without costume,” “undercover superhero/porn star,” or “why don’t you shut up?” This Chewbacca Costume Hoodie may be the answer to all of your slacker prayers.
Sure this looks like it very well may be made out of mangy rat fur, but let’s be honest, a lot of times everyone’s favorite Wookie looks like he could use a serious shampooing. And it’s made entirely out of polyester, so you can bet you’ll be shedding and itching all night long. But that’s okay, because it has a bandolier. Do you own any other clothing items with a bandolier? Didn’t think so.
Wearing this will probably help your board-game record exponentially. After all, no one wants to have their arms pulled off by an angry Wookiee who just lost a game of Chutes and Ladders.
Eighty bucks might be a bit steep for a synthetic, fuzzy outer-garment you won’t get all that much use out of, but if you’re hard up, this might be the way to go.