Alien And Predator Celebrate Wedded Bliss With Cake

By David Wharton | 9 years ago

I’m not quite sure the whole Aliens vs. Predator thing originated. I know the two species were squaring off in the comics long before they duked it out onscreen. And then there’s the infamous “xenomorph trophy” scene in the end of Predator 2. But regardless who first had the idea that those two should try to kill each other, the idea was persistent enough to lead to two different (underwhelming) movies. After all this time, though, has anybody stopped to ask the Predators and the Xenomorphs how they feel about this whole feud? Are they fighting because they want to, or because they feel like people expect them to? And could a peace finally be brokered between the two, if only there were some symbol they could unify behind? A better-fated, extraterrestrial Romeo and Juliet, if you will. Sure, maybe it’s a long shot, but if we can find a Predator with romantic intentions toward a Xenomorph, we’ve got the perfect cake for the wedding.

The cake is the creation of the Little Cherry and Black Cake Company. Predator is looking positively dapper in that tuxedo hat, and is that a smile I see on the Xenomorph’s face? No, really, I honestly can’t tell. I’m guessing that the facehugger may be serving as the ring-bearer. Presumably he’ll implant the ring into one of the guests’ abdomens and then have it burst out once the vows are exchanged. My only suggestion would be to avert your gaze when the bride and groom kiss. Some things can’t be unseen.

You can see more pics of the cake over at That’s Nerdalicious.

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