Giant Freakin Robot

If this story had come out in the 90s, back when Gillian Anderson was the number one nerd obsession, I’m pretty sure AOL would have drowned in 56k dial up modem powered nerd-drool. Now it’s more of a curiosity and maybe an inspiration for sci-fi geeks who might still struggling with their sexuality. Remember Scully from The X-Files? She’s into girls.

Or at least the woman who played her is. In a new interview with Out Mulder’s former partner reveals that, though she’s been married and mostly dates men, she’s had several relationships with women throughout her life, starting as early as High School. Anderson explains…

Let’s face it. Neither of the X-Files movies really worked. The first one was at least watchable but even it never really properly captured the vibe of the show. Now it’s up to the porn industry to correct Hollywood’s mistake. That’s right, I said the porn industry. They’ve made an X-Files parody porn movie and the film’s first trailer looks, well, kind of good.

I’m not sure what’s most surprising here, that the parody’s female lead actually seems like she can act, or that it’s actually shot in the eerie, classic, X-Files style, or that the trailer contains no actual porn, nudity, or even any cleavage and it doesn’t seem to matter. The Sex Files seems as though it might be worth watching even if it didn’t at some point contain hardcore sex. Any bare boobs which show up are just a bonus.

Aaand we’re back. Don’t ask where I’ve been last week. If you need a reason, let’s just say the Red Wings Stanley Cup run figured in very prominently. Congrats to the Wings, who won the Stanley Cup for the fourth time in 11 years tonight.

To the point, there’s a brand new trailer for X-Files 2 online. It’s good. You need to watch it. Here you go:

Fox promised us a new trailer for X-Files: I Want To Believe would appear online Monday the 12th at 12:01 am. Even though the clock counting down to the trailer’s release went to zero and 12 midnight in every time zone, it took until midnight PST time for the trailer to finally appear.

Luckily, it is now online, and we’ve got it for you . Take a look: