There were a lot of things wrong with the 2012 Total Recall remake, but most of them could be whittled down to the fact that it seemed to completely misinterpret what made the original so much fun. It trades the enthusiastically goofy energy of Paul Verhoeven’s film for a humorless slog filled with changes that don’t improve anything and references that just remind you how much you’d rather be watching Arnold Schwarzenegger run around Mars while killing approximately seventy bajillion people. And just because you include your own version of the triple-breasted hooker doesn’t mean you truly understand the triple-breasted hooker.
Still, if there’s one thing Total Remake had going for it, it was some really nice design work, and I’m a sucker for that sort of thing. And when it comes to designing wardrobe options for a lady of the evening taking the triplets out on the town, let it never be said that artist Christian Cordelia doesn’t bring the A-game. You can check out Christian’s costume designs for the new take on the iconic prostitute below. Some of the images are, unsurprisingly, NSFW, so don’t scroll past this first pic if your boss is looking over your shoulder.