Last night on AMC, the amazing Walking Dead premiered with maybe its best episode to date. But we’ve just discovered something even more terrifying than a herd of zombies shuffling past you while you hide under broken down cars and other dead people–The Walken Dead.
You all know the guy. He budges his way into your conversations at parties and then fills the air with Christopher Walken quotes but can’t quite pull off Walken’s iconic meter. One of them is easy enough to avoid, just move away and don’t acknowledge their presence. But what about dozens of them, uncontrollably spouting line and trying to eat your flesh!? This my friends is The Walken Dead. Watch at your own risk, not recommended for pregnant women or those with heart disorders.