As you are all probably aware — assuming you’re on a social network, watch entertainment television, or follow anything Star Wars — May 4th is Star Wars Day. “May the Fourth Be With You” floods message boards and image blogs and walls and Tweets and private messages. And somebody probably actually writes it down with a pen somewhere. Don’t be a part of that bullshit.
You only celebrate the day because you don’t completely understand what the day means, says the above parody of a public service announcement, from the Star Wars YouTube page. Ahem. What’s strange about this video is, in satirizing a hate campaign against Jedis for using mind control on deadly weapons and for being traitors, they create odd parallels between current events and…never mind. America has never been haunted by anyone. (Insert your own joke.)