I've long been an Ewok defender. Sure they look like lame ass teddy bears, but they're actually vicious, cannibal teddy bears with a penchant for violence and a sick sense of humor. They murder storm troopers and then play the drums on their severed heads! They're subversive, fuzzy little bastards and I've never understood what's not to love.

Case in point, they invaded the Today Show this morning as part of the NBC morning staple's Halloween episode. They were apparently supposed to wander around and look cute during a cooking segment, but instead they started drinking martinis, moonwalking, airhumping, and engaging in food fights. You have to see it to believe it. Check out the entire, must see video after the jump: more...