Use Star Wars Condoms And The Force Will Be With You, Always
George Lucas has done a pretty good job of slapping the Star Wars name on just about anything and everything as a way of making a quick buck, but the Force has never really found its way into the bedroom. Strange since, as Anakin’s behavior the prequels proved, it’s a pretty great way to get super hot rich girls.
Artist Benedetto Papi has proposed a way to change that by designing a series of Star Wars condoms, or condom packages at least. George your fans are getting older and some of them are even having sex, why not sell them a few of these…
Of course the irony here is that any man who pulls out one of these packages in the throws of passion will almost certainly never have to use it. One look at C3PO promising “Human-Cyborg Relations” is likely more than enough to get even the geekiest girl to hop out of bed and put her pants back on. I do think the Stormtrooper one is a nice touch, though. Lowering expectations is always a great move in the bedroom.