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Faux-fanity: Ranking Science Fiction Swearing From Shuck To Shazbot

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With the recent death of Robin Williams, we lost the originator of one of science fiction’s great pseudo swears. Williams was renowned for his wild, improvisational, off-the-cuff style, and there’s something so very 1980s about watching a grown man wearing rainbow suspenders and pretending to be a space alien and shouting the word “shazbot.” Williams, of course, played an alien named Mork, from the planet Ork, a character who actually originated on an episode of Happy Days where Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard) claims to see a flying saucer. Spanning four seasons from 1978 to 1982, Mork & Mindy followed the adventures of an alien who came to Earth in an egg-shaped spaceship and aged in reverse. Pam Dawber had the unenviable task of playing Williams’ foil, and you have to imagine there was a lot of standing back and just letting the whirling dervish of comedy do his thing.

  • Shazbot: Though Mork said things differently in many ways (like KO instead of OK, and the greeting “na-nu na-nu”), it’s shazbot, an Orkan profanity, that has stuck around. It can be used in many situations, but is mostly seen as a substitution “shit” or “oh shit.”

Profanity Effectiveness Rating: As with shit, shazbot has a wide range of applications. You stub your toe, “Oh shazbot, that hurt.” Your friend gets her car stolen, “Oh shazbot, that sucks.” But it also has uses as an exclamation, as a point of emphasis. It can be used as an expression of disappointment, but also in a more positive way. Like many more traditional swears, its meaning relies heavily on the intent of the user, and as such its usage is flexible. Also, it’s fun to say and makes us remember Robin Williams. 8 out of 10.

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Comments

  1. Judge Fargo says:

    Sadly you left out “drokk, grud, and stomm” from Judge Dredd

  2. Crumpy says:

    I recall listening to a radio interview with either Rob Grant or Doug Naylor. In it the stated that Smeg was a shorted version of Smegma, which is a cheesy like substance that collects inside the genitals…. Just thought I’d share..

  3. darqmann says:

    Smeg is smegma abbreviated, and Twonk is a legitimate British insult.

  4. Dustin says:

    The original Battlestar Galactica also had the words “felgercarb” and “Gol-mogging.” Felgercarb was used for sh*t, as in “pile of felgercarb,” and Admiral Cain kept referring to the “Gol-mogging Cylons.”

  5. Randomer2112 . says:

    Admittedly from fantasy and not sci-fi, The Magazine Book of the Fallen is full of creative curses, my personal favourite “Hoods stoney (or hairy)balls on an anvil.” Hood being the God of Death