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This Hunger Games Porn Parody Trailer Is Shockingly SFW

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The Humper GamesThis is a phrase I never expected to write, but I’m a little bit disappointed with porn. Of course there’s going to be a Hunger Games porn parody, that’s just a given, and of course the title is going to be The Hunger Bangs, right? Apparently not, which seems like a missed opportunity. Wood Rocket, the folks behind Doctor Whore, the Doctor Who porn spoof, Game of Bones, and The Knobbit, have unleashed The Humper Games into the world.

I can’t find an embeddable version of the video, but you can click HERE if you want to see the whole trailer. Don’t worry if one of your coworkers is looming, watching over your shoulder, because there’s nothing particularly NSFW going on here. Unless they recognize porn stars, but then you can out them for that in a public setting.

They’re really having a lot more fun with this than you expect, and aside from a double entendre or two, and the catch phrase “May the odds be ever in your beaver,” there’s nothing particularly dirty in this footage. Hell, it looks more like a cheaply made spoof in the vein of things like Epic Movie and Date Movie than anything else. To be honest, what you see here is already way more ingenious than any of those lackluster offerings.

With jokes about how The Hunger Games is totally nothing like Battle Royale at all, a debate that will never end, and the recent celebrity nude photo leak, I already laughed way more than at any of those standard, half-assed spoof movies. There are tons of pop culture gags, including a nod to Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which is a short turn around because this trailer was released the Monday after J.J. Abrams and company unveiled our first look at the revamped galaxy far, far away.

If you’re wondering what The Humper Games is all about, you know, from a plot perspective (and why wouldn’t you be?), here is the official synopsis:

Welcome to The Humper Games, the sexiest competition of any dystopian future! As an 18-Year-old Tribute, Kantmiss Everyween, must take her place in the 69th annual Humper Games. With the help of her friend, Puta, she must do everything in her power to survive a life-or-death contest filled with fighting, sex, talk show appearances, cat-calling, waiting for the next episode of Serial, getting her dystopian future iCloud account hacked, and hanging out with Lenny Kravitz.

The Humper Games is apparently available for free on the Wood Rocket website, and the final chapter of The Hunger Games, Mockingjay—Part 2 hits theaters next November.

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