What If Alien Were Actually An Easter Egg Hunt?
This weekend more than a few of you probably spent time running around looking for little chocolate eggs in your backyard. As a holiday that makes about as much sense as this: Ridley Scott’s Alien remade as an Easter Egg hunt.
Imagine a world where facehuggers are made of chocolate and you don’t really mind if something bursts out of your chest and goes running around the room… because it tastes pretty good. Here is that world:
Yeah, I know. Pretty ridiculous. But then so is the idea that rabbits laying eggs has something to do with the death of Jesus Christ. This makes at least as much sense. Tis the season. Happy Easter everyone.