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Watch Gay Stormtroopers In Love Argue Imperial Politics

The Star Wars movies do a lot of really wonderful things, but I wouldn’t describe them as particularly progressive. Aside from that gold bikini Princess Leia wore back in Jedi, they’re even kind of puritanical. Even people who live in the middle of a goddamn desert wear heavy attire that hides every inch of skin. Lando is the only person in the galaxy who isn’t white, and people are mostly obsessed with either capitalism or an ancient hokey religion. Even the rebels aren’t exactly that rebellious. Only men actually fight and women all seem to spend most of their time on elaborate and unnecessary hairdos.

I’m pretty sure Obi Wan was a Republican.

But that’s just the side of Star Wars George Lucas is willing to show us. Somewhere out in the galaxy there must be people of different skin tones and maybe even a few gay guys. In fact this video presents the idea that there were two of them hanging out on the Death Star when the Rebels attacked it, arguing over the merits of their continued employment by a regime which won’t allow them to come out of the closet. Take a look…

Comments

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Al-Imoney/100001816193220 Al Imoney

    fail. George Lucas’ Star Wars was in english. Too bad

  • Irrate

    Obi Wan a Republican?? The guy who fought against the capitalist-small government obsessed trade federation and “If you’re not with me then you’re my enemy?”. It may be from the prequels…. but really, not cool regardless. Obi Wan was far more of a Ghandi/Dhali Lama with a laser sword than a Gipper or Dubya.

    • JT

      Idunno, young Obi Wan was pretty uptight.  What are the chances he ever smoked pot?

      As he got older he mellowed and maybe turned into more of a Clinton Democrat, but young Obi Wan was Alex P. Keeton with a lightsaber.

      Now Qui Gonn… you know that dude smoked out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Al-Pa/100001996399447 Al Pa

    that was fantastic sets and scenery bravo… i liked that they spoke spannish its sorta wierd but a foriegn language spoekn by two troopers meeting in private sorta made sense it was mroe secure, and it added …. uuumma complexity  to hte story :p

    the gay part was srota funy but it doesnt out right say they were both male either not htat it really matters its just sorta funy, a interesting stgory with complexity lol

  • Ithesiren

    And then the rebels blew them up. (This was great)