God Is A Douche Bag

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1. jon Says:
   October 16th, 2007 at 01:48

   God is a douche bag. I don\\\'t know what the hell I did that he can\\\'t even throw me a bone. Every time things start to look up i get shit on before i can stand up on my feet again. I would give my dog a bone then take it away when he starts to enjoy it.

1. Concerned Christian Says:
   February 3rd, 2008 at 01:29

   I am going to pray for you and all that read this site....I can't believe you would write so terrible things. God love you. Yes you! I strongly recommend reading the Bible. Do you know that he gave his only son Jesus, for you, who died on the cross to forgive you of your sins. It's true.
   
   May the Lord Jesus Christ have mercy and forgive you for all you the blasphamy that you have commited here. He will, if you simply ask him to forgive you. (and mean it.)
   
   May he speak to your heart, and mind, and may come into your heart so you can become a Christian too.

1. Tom Bradford Says:
   April 6th, 2008 at 02:39

   Number Seven: God is a failure. After all, what has he done right? He created Creation for Adam and Eve, who immediately went wrong and had to be evicted from Eden. Later men had become such a disaster God had to flush it all away with a Deluge and start again with Noah - but the first thing Noah did with his new world was plant a vineyard in order to get drunk and was homosexually raped by his youngest son.
   
   For the next few hundred years God tries bribery, terror and big budget Hollywood-style special FX including parting whole seas and stopping the sun in the sky to get his creation to fall in line and still he fails. Even selling the whole lot into slavery in Babylon fails to make them suitably attentive. Eventually he gets some underage bint pregnant with his only son, advertises the fact with mass infanticide, a wandering star and the testimony of no less than three Kings and still practically no-one takes any notice.
   
   God's only begotten son was as much a failure as his father. Blessed with spectacular supernatural powers he still only managed a meager following of twelve and played everywhere to dismally small houses. Even his biggest event, where he provided food for everyone on a tiny budget, was a relatively small, provincial affair. His attempt at religious reform had him convicted as a rabble-rouser and he was put to death by popular demand. Even his return from the dead was mismanaged and failed to impress anyone. Indeed the only witnesses were his dedicated followers whose testimony was bound to be regarded as prejudiced and suspect.
   
   Since then various conflicting interpretations of what a small number of people who had never actually met him thought he had said, or thought he would have said had he been asked, or decided he should have said even if he didn't or actually said the contrary, have influenced various numbers of the gullible who have often taken to each other with sharp-edged weapons to settle disagreements over interpretation, occasionally combining to apply their sharp-edged weapons and various ingenious instruments or torture to those who want no part in such tomfoolerly. Even two-thousand years of debate has failed to clarify the debate, and indeed more churches and cults based on even more bizarre and lunatic threads of the debate spring up every year to add to the confusion and name-calling. Never has belief in God or adherence to the messages attributed to his son infected even half the total population of the world and for most of history most Asians, Africans and citizens of the New World had heard of either.
   
   Even if God were a douche-bag, he would probably leak.
   
   

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