The long-awaited Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is probably one of the most divisive movie properties in Hollywood. While many TMNT fans would love to see a new movie with an updated cast and special effects, there are many others who hate the fact that Michael Bay and his production company Platinum Dunes are producing the film. Most of the Platinum Dunes remakes are just terrible, such as Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Well, while it’ll still be a while before we can see TMNT and judge for ourselves, a rumored breakdown of the first trailer hints at what we may be in for.
The first teaser trailer is rumored to be attached to next month’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier, but an anonymous user on 4chan (yes, the bowels of the Internet and the birthplace for Internet trolls everywhere) claims to have seen the trailer and has provided a full description. Considering the source, take this trailer breakdown with a giant freakin’ grain of salt.