Comic book movies, especially those churned out by Marvel, are big on post-credit scenes. In fact, in most instances these days, if you leave after the first stinger, you’re likely to miss out, because it seems like every release has at least two, one during the credits and one at the very end. Their latest, the deep space adventure Guardians of the Galaxy, is no exception. The biggest story about these particular scenes, however, is that there’s not much of a story to tell. While preview screenings contain one, the other has been purposely left out (they’re just forcing me to go see it again, which I was going to do anyway). It’s their way of leaving something to the imagination, of not showing their entire hand before the movie even opens. And of course, it’s already leaked online, because the Internet is a sneaky little bastard like that.
STOP READING if you have any inclination to avoid SPOILERS.