The images you’ll see after the jump all come from The Tron-A-Sutra a series of graphic, sex instructional videos in which sex position are illustrated Tron-style. That’s right, Tron-style. Why Tron-style? I have no idea. Why not? The images all lead to tons of actual videos in which you can see the Tron-like characters actually re-enacting the positions while a computerized voice explains them using such terms as “USB port”.

I’m not sure I’d ever want to meet the guy who came up with this, spent the time and money to hire actors for it, make it, create the effects for it, and actually publish it on the internet. I mean, what kind of person actually has a burning need to publish an hour or so of sex footage using mostly sexless Tron characters? But, you’re unlikely to see anything else like it anywhere else on the internet this week.

Technically I suppose all of this is Not Safe For Work, but since the Tron-characters contain no actual sex organs and all they’re really talking about USB ports, I’m labeling this mostly harmless and generally weird. Click the images after the jump to see each correspondingly creepy, Tron-A-Sutra video. read this entry »

Bill Murray did it for the Star Wars theme song on SNL, isn’t it about time someone came up with lyrics for Star Trek’s theme song too? They have. I can’t promise they’ll be good.

Specifically the lyrics are for the Star Trek: The Next Generation theme and they’re sung by one of those completely self-unaware Trekkies who wears their Starfleet uniform too much and doesn’t realize they look completely ridiculous playing with models and singing about Worf on camera. Most Trekkies are still in the closet, and we like it that way. But this guy is out, proud, and here’s the lyrics he came up with for TNG: read this entry »

But if it did happen, this is what it would look like:

The following image was screen captured from an episode of Heroes in which George Takei guest starred. That’s Takei there, getting in his car. But check out his license plate:

I first noticed Mary Elizabeth Winstead in the underseen, far better than you’d expect, superhero family movie Sky High. Her super power was the ability to control technology, making her the ideal girlfriend if you’re having trouble with your iPhone. She got her start though at the age of 13 in television, on shows like Touched by an Angel and Promised Land which, since you’re an individual of taste, we hope you didn’t watch.

She’s really made her mark, though, since 2006 with a string of leading roles in genre films like Final Destination 3, Live Free or Die Hard, and Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof. But she’s about to really blow up in just a few weeks as the female lead and object of Michael Cera’s obsession Ramona Flowers in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. If you’ve seen the trailers, she’s the ridiculously hot, rather sizable girl with the crazy colored hair.

It’s no wonder she’s fast becoming the new obsession of dateless geeks everywhere, she seems to have a knack for showing up in all the stuff you’d want to watch. Your MEW crush is only going to get worse. In 2011 she’ll go hard science fiction for the first time when she stars in a big-budget remake of The Thing. read this entry »

Let’s face it. Neither of the X-Files movies really worked. The first one was at least watchable but even it never really properly captured the vibe of the show. Now it’s up to the porn industry to correct Hollywood’s mistake. That’s right, I said the porn industry. They’ve made an X-Files parody porn movie and the film’s first trailer looks, well, kind of good.

I’m not sure what’s most surprising here, that the parody’s female lead actually seems like she can act, or that it’s actually shot in the eerie, classic, X-Files style, or that the trailer contains no actual porn, nudity, or even any cleavage and it doesn’t seem to matter. The Sex Files seems as though it might be worth watching even if it didn’t at some point contain hardcore sex. Any bare boobs which show up are just a bonus. read this entry »

Russell Brand is remaking Dudley Moore’s Arthur and until now, there was really no reason to be interested in it. But it seems in addition to being a remake of Arthur, the movie is also some sort of strange Back to the Future homage.

The series of images you’ll see after the jump from the Daily Mail show Brand shooting on the set of Arthur… except for some reason he’s getting into a DeLorean. And it’s not just any DeLorean, it’s Doc Brown’s DeLorean complete with Flux Capacitor and an OUTATIME license plate. Is Arthur going back in time? Or is this just the sort of car the world’s coolest rich guy would own? Take a look and geek out: read this entry »