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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
Cinema Blend, can't you read? Founded in 2001 as the oddly named "FilmHobbit.com" we promptly set out reviewing all types of movies and generally having nothing to do with hobbits at all, except for an occasional pit stop at Peter Jackson's altar.
CinemaBlend.com hosts an ever growing database of hundreds of mildly interesting reviews, previews, news articles, and editorials written by Editor-In-Chief Joshua Tyler and the crack staff of Cinema Blend writers. Pull your pants up guys! We're based in Dallas, Texas, but have writers chiming in from all over the country and the world. Gives us that sexy European flair you've heard so much about.
If you're lucky, you might have seen our work other places too. Currently we're syndicated in print and on the web to people who think we're worth forcing their subscribers to read. Throw all that in the pot and we're read by millions of people every month.
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Cinema Blend STAFF
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Editor-in-Chief
OTHER CREDITS: Charleston City Paper
"Needs more Shatner!"
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Assistant Editor, King of the Podcast
"One day we'll be that big, of course the forums will be unbearable by then."
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Section Editor - Music, Film Critic
"I guess if you're super attractive, you don't need things like oxygen."
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Section Editor - Games
"Either video games have become more mainstream or network executives have run out of ideas for cable television."
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Section Editor - Television
"I'm holding out for a 9/11 musical, myself. If I want to relive the events of that day, I'd like there to be some catchy tunes and dance numbers this time around."
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Section Editor - Technology
"Welcome Lex, please stick around and scheme a bit."
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Contributing WRITERS
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Dean Brooks
TV Writer
"Steven Spielberg coming out against violence and gore on TV is like Madonna acting as a spokeswoman for abstinence."
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Brendan Butler
Music Writer
"Now if they can manage to keep Fiona Apple on stage, well, that's just gravy."
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Alexandra Calamari
Film Critic
OTHER CREDITS: Ok! Magazine, Life & Style
"Any movie where Michael Douglas is being framed for something he supposedly didn’t do and Kiefer Sutherland is chasing after him brandishing a weapon has to be awesome right?"
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Michael Fraiman
Music Reviewer
"I can't decide whether it's admirable of her to satirize herself or condemnable that the song isn't actually a satire"
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Andrew Groen
Games Writer
"I would argue that Jack Thompson does more good for gaming than he does bad. He pulls folks together and gives gamers a common thread; the same way President Bush pulls the country together with his trademark stupidity."
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J.P. Gorman
Music Writer
"Something tells me we’re on the verge of the universe refusing to go on, preferring instead to cave in on itself and call it a day."
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Film Critic
"Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo has been hailed by some as Rob Schneider's funniest movie. Please bear in mind, that's kind of like saying "She Bangs" is William Hung's best song. "
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DVD Critic
"Mighty tired of angsty, fey undead with pointy teeth"
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DVD Critic
"This DVD is no exception to the crappy Woody Allen DVD rule. "
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DVD Critic
"I could only see them being funny if you watch The View because you can’t get enough of Star Jones’ sassy attitude."
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Tony Reid
Celebrity Reporter
"If redemption is the latest movement in Hollywood, could rehab be the new Jesus?"
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Logan Scherer
TV Reviewer
"Whoever says 'Laguna Beach' is nothing but mind-numbing, vapid garbage is, well, totally ignorant."
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Ian J. Stark
Celebrity Reporter
"We did not witness any frankfurters present, but Paris had the worst hot-dog breath I've ever detected."
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Brian Williams
Music Reviewer
"Even Cameron Diaz sees something in you, which is unfathomable to those of us with testicles."
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DVD Critic, Podcast Co-Host
"Welcome to the magic of movies my friends, and for AVP, it will take more than a little fairy dust."
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Bryce Wilson
Movie News Reporter
" Meatloaf is a man god shaped from the matter that makes up being."
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Cinema Blend SUPPORT STAFF
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Forum Administrator
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Cinema Blend Graphics
OTHER CREDITS: Trifecta Design Studios
"No. Don't even ask me because the answer is No."
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Forum Administrator, Contributing Writer
"Ridley was always be 'Ridley', the dude was a bad ass director when he was doing TV commercials in the early 70's.....Paul Anderson will always be the director of Mortal Kombat."
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Voices of the Past
Bill Beyrer [read reviews]
Michael Brody [read reviews]
Tiffany Sanchez [read reviews]
Nate Yapp [read reviews]
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